Chad Johnson, of the Cinci Bengals, outran a horse.
Of course, they gave him a head start but... Hell. We humans will take what we can get.
To further complete the total domination of the animal world, Chad will next...
-Fistfight a bear.
-Headbutt a ram.
-Wrestle a silverback.
-Punch Chuck Liddell in the junk.
-Bite a shark in half.
-Out-soar an eagle.
We must all begin worshipping him now. When the despotic alien warlords invade our fair planet, he will be our only hope.
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Let's see him take on Chuck Norris. Then I'll be impressed! Lol...:)
As long as there are no roundhouse kicks or sappy speeches allowed in the 40 meter dash, I've still got money on Chad.
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