Sunday, June 10, 2007

CHAD JOHNSON: MAN AMONG HORSES

Chad Johnson, of the Cinci Bengals, outran a horse.

Of course, they gave him a head start but... Hell. We humans will take what we can get.

To further complete the total domination of the animal world, Chad will next...

-Fistfight a bear.

-Headbutt a ram.

-Wrestle a silverback.

-Punch Chuck Liddell in the junk.

-Bite a shark in half.

-Out-soar an eagle.

We must all begin worshipping him now. When the despotic alien warlords invade our fair planet, he will be our only hope.

2 comments:

Plonka said...

Let's see him take on Chuck Norris. Then I'll be impressed! Lol...:)

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

As long as there are no roundhouse kicks or sappy speeches allowed in the 40 meter dash, I've still got money on Chad.